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wow! these will absolutely get any guy in the mood! wish i had someone to send these though. :(
i always do this and my man likes it very much. now i have more ideas to text him, thanks to you.
oooh, sexting! this is a fun topic i can really enjoy! my boyfriend and i used to do this specially when we’re both bored. but what i do now is sexting when he’s really busy. i play fun with him like that!
So, are we gonna talk about why you haven’t asked me out yet? – this for 1 last update 2020/05/27 one is for the win!!!So, are we gonna talk about why you haven’t asked me out yet? – this one is for the win!!!
i sooo love these ideas! my man will not only go hard, he’s gonna be on fire upon receiving a text from me.
i sent my boyfriend one of these sexy text messages and i got an instant response! he could not get his hands off me! haha
“Let’s roleplay tonight. I’ll be the sexy teacher and you can be the naughty student that needs a spanking.” – this is something he will surely love! i can’t wait to see his reaction the 1 last update 2020/05/27 when i send this text to him. haha!“Let’s roleplay tonight. I’ll be the sexy teacher and you can be the naughty student that needs a spanking.” – this is something he will surely love! i can’t wait to see his reaction when i send this text to him. haha!
online dating profile jokes one liners 🔥how to online dating profile jokes one liners for “I had the funniest thing happen to me today, I forgot to put on underwear! Can you imagine?” – subtle and funny but most effective, i think! no man can escape the thought of visualizing this for sure! LOL!
sexting is really great and we sometimes do it. i’m going to take note of these ideas and i will send them to my boyfriend once in a while. thanks for the ideas.
i could the 1 last update 2020/05/27 really use some of these right now! my favorite is this one – “I have a surprise for you…in my pants.” omg this is getting me turned on already!i could really use some of these right now! my favorite is this one – “I have a surprise for you…in my pants.” omg this is getting me turned on already!
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– this is just too funny, but really takes a lot of confidence to ask. LOL
“You’re the hottest thing I’ve seen… today.”
-great that i saw this post, i will text my boyfriend this! he will absolutely love it and i can’t wait to see his reaction.
“I’m tying you to the bed and blindfolding you when you get home.” – i think this will not only turn him on, it will make him come running home to me. hahaha!
do you know of any good sex positions you can show me? – nothing can beat this one! Definitely my favorite!
“I really want to pleasure myself. Wanna give me a hand?”
this is so cute and funny, i might as well use it and see what my boyfriend’s response will be. i can’t wait! lol!
this will be my next step! hahaha! will text my man this one -I really want to suck a popsicle or… something. – i am sure he’ll be at my doorstep asap!
perfect! this is just what i need right now! i never thought i’d say this but sexting is so fun when you’re both game and it makes you both miss each other. things can get really hot, so better beware. LOL!
now i have 26 text messages samples i could send my crush to flirt with him! haha! hope he’ll get turned on.
glad i discovered these sexting examples and ideas! this will definitely turn my guy on!
great article! i learned what kinds of things make a text message really sexy for my man. thanks for sharing!
love all of the sexting samples here! these will absolutely get my guy going without a doubt!
I forgot my bra at home today. Will you come hold my boobs? – this made my man laugh so hard!
online dating profile jokes one liners ⭐️how to online dating profile jokes one liners for super love these ideas! im sure my boyfriend will love them. thanks for the tips!
i want to flirt with my guy even if we are not in the same room. these sexting examples are absolutely perfect! i can definitely use some of these!
“Do you know of any good positions you can show me?”
– i bet this one will surely make him really fall for it. lol! can’r wait to text him these.
online dating profile jokes one liners 🔴how to online dating profile jokes one liners for Remember when we broke the bed? Do you wanna do it again? – hahaha! this really happened! and yes i am more than willing to ask my boyfriend this question! hahaha
“I had the funniest thing happen to me today, I forgot to put on underwear! Can you imagine?” oh my gosh, i will definitely send this tonight! i can’t wait for his reaction. LOL!
i’ve been looking for new sexy things i could text my boyfriend so he that he’ll miss me like crazy. i saw this and i got really excited. thanks a lot for this one!
“Three things I want to say: you’re hot, you’re sexy, and you’re attractive.”
-this is just the perfect thing to say. ill definitely texting my boyfriend this tonight!