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She keeps telling me this is the last time to get this offer from Card . UPDATE: August 30, Just got a robo spam call from Rachel, 10 days. In recent months, I have had several guy friends ask me for advice On the flip side, if she doesn't text you back, lose her number immediately. Rachel Lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) 42, followers Some of these tweets pre-date but are included because they Girl, you can call me Tapas because there's a real good chance I'm going . *flip-flops away*.
How would you describe your breath? What's wrong with your toes? JasonLastname What's the purpose of the Jack in the Box? The answer may surprise you. The day Satan introduces your child to the gateway drug to homosexuality -- costumes! BettyBowers Radio Shack plans to open on Thanksgiving, so holiday bargain hunters won't have to wait until Black Friday to not shop there It takes two to tango.
What I'm saying is, "welcome to idiom club". Now, let's cut to the chase. TheTalkingPipe If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating. I might start thinking of you. JenniferF42 When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "you did this.
You three who sat down, Simon says go home. BenCasselman If you use the word "females" as a man to refer to women you are bad in bed. Here's a post about how dumb Obama is. He's already eating at a college freshman level. TheTweetOfGod I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog.
I don't want you to guess, I just thought you should know KenJennings You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the meatball Jason Miller Longwall26 I get such satisfaction from watching someone struggle to spell "schadenfreude. JenStatsky What do we want? An Iphone for fat fingers! When do we want it? Dshack8 Any magazine can be an in-flight magazine if you throw it at someone. BizMichael All I want for Christmas is you.
It's a lot scarier when I say it. So now you can rock the "I never get laid" look for less. DanMentos Your email inbox is a to-do list created by other people Must we do this every Monday? GerryHallComedy Sometimes I'll take such a good picture of someone I'm like "this is definitely making it into the slide show at their funeral.
TheSeanBrewster We get it poets: ShutupMikeGinn This week we sentimentalize Puritans, a surly pack of superstitious scolds who left Europe to persecute others BettyBowers "If you break up with me, I will beach myself. DamienFahey In Sports News: In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved BehindYourBack "He's making a list and checking it 50 times and storing his toenail clippings in a jar" - Santa Claus before he got his OCD under control RxitWounds Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke cigarettes through a hole in their neck.
StellaCopter Some coworkers sign emails with "cheers" or "sincerely" followed by their names but I typically use "you've made a powerful enemy today.
OhNoSheTwint I just want to live long enough that if a drunk guy at my funeral winks and says I was a "helluva lady" all of the teens there will shudder. Julieanne Smolinski BoobsRadley Inconvenient fact: BettyBowers I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis NerdReign Well I'm not really sure why you put "Baby: Ages " on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long?
Brendohare Jeez did Santa's agent turn down a single commercial? JimGaffigan Why do football players only dance when good stuff happens? MrGeorgeWallace I don't know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with.
Samulehlowe There's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people asking the best question they can come up with…. Onge If a potential employer asks why you lost your last job, take a breath, look them in the eye, and say you got too close to the truth…. Bridger Winegar I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them.
Makes me feel like God. Wonder Monkey He died doing what he loved: MatthewBaldwin Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting. Tim Siedell BadBanana Parenthood is the joy of holding your kid's hand while they skip down the street tinged with dread that they'll never let you do so again Anil Dash The state motto of Tennessee is "Where's my gun? I set it down there a moment ago. Did you take my gun? Well, somebody did damn it. I need to be constantly told how great I am because even though I am omnipotent and omniscient I am emotionally needy.
TheTweetOfGod People who methodically type "" seconds into the microwave, instead of a quick "33," cannot compete in today's cutthroat global economy Adam Isacson Just found out that a random act of kindness does not count if you buy something for yourself Is uh, is she gonna be all right? Starts to go in. Go take off those pants, they look ready! Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.PRANK CALLING GIRLS ON TINDER
This is so amazing! Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by. And uh that is an old man! All righty, what do you say we head back to my place? Okay, you watch too much TV. Hands it to him. I thought we talked about this. Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it. Yeah sure, iced tea would be great.
To Chandler Iced tea. Motions him to move along Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir? To Rachel Did I not just tell him?
To Chandler Okay look, Chandler, if this Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement. Tugs on his ear. Chandler glares at him. Rachel quickly gets out of the way. Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.
So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there. And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms. Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
What do you mean? Runs and hugs him. Hey there little fella! Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. Carol still says no. Umm, we could, we could have a threesome. Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters. Who sold a story to Archie Comics?! I wish I had a present for you! Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out My last Kit-Kat bar! You wanna share it?
I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Hands him a cup. Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp!
Just the way you like it. Both Joey and Chandler are still hugging and they hold up one of their fingers to tell Monica to hold on for a minute. Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics! Are you kidding me?! And the whole gang! That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.
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Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls? A lot, a lot! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani! You know Rachel, you dont have to use his last name. I guess you have to. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! I mean all the time, you betcha! Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! Oh what do you know? Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door. Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?! Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects. Put that cigarette out!
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The smoke is coming out of me! Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom. Helps her into bed as her phone rings. Oh, give it to me. He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.
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Oh, right no problem. Was it my work? J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Usually, if a woman is interested, she will be looking forward to hearing from you and will make herself available to text you back in a timely fashion. Take communication to the next level. After a while, texting becomes too safe and limiting. At some point, you will want to do more than text.
Suggesting this too soon could really freak a girl out and work against you. Women can never be too careful in the psycho-prevention department, so most of us are going to be cautious before giving away too much information.
If she says yes, text her and tell her you plan to call her at a specific time, and follow through. Make the first moves.