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And Luigi's dancing is one of them. He told the hero of Hyrule about Luigi dancing, and so Link went to go investigate. How does he know if Daisy wants dancing at her party? What if she wants to do more mundane activities, like Pin the Tail on the Tanooki? If you were dancing just by yourself, it just won't be tight.
I've-a been working on my-a craft for the longest now, and I must-a show Daisy EXE entered the room with a shoe box. Yuichiro Hikari probably paid for them. EXE made his way towards the dresser EXE, took the shoe box, and tossed it out of the window. C'mon Link, that pair of dancing shoes didn't do anything to you! Don't disrespect nice shoes like those!
He inched towards the door, in the event Link goes full psycho. Randomly throwing items out through the room is one step towards losing it completely His opportunity at showing Daisy his hotspur - whatever it may be - was quickly dashed by a defiant Link.
EXE help a man out! He didn't feel like attending Daisy's birthday party, but everyone is forced to participate - those who refused would have to clean up Pokemon excrement in the Pokemon sanctuary. Do Pokemon even have bowel movements?
I just can't share them yet! The swordsman can't hide for any longer! Daisy's birthday party was to be held inside the ballroom, a room scarcely used. While he was setting up the table decor, Olimar's cell phone rang. Oggy oggy oggy, oink oink oink, oggy oggy oggy, oink oink oink Perhaps it's an alien he encountered during his space travels.
A person by the name of Oggy, aside from a particular blue cat, draws a ton of intrigue. This made everyone in the room even more curious than before.
Rosalina once said that space travel can be a dangerous thing - not only is diarrhea a major risk factor, but a person can experience so much loneliness that they create an imaginary friend. Olimar might have an imaginary friend of his own What if his imaginary friend became a real person?
Professor Oak prefers his grandson Blue over Red, the trainer has no room to talk. She has heard strange stories from Olimar about Mary Shelley showing up in his room and torturing him in his sleep, so this whole Oggy situation is nothing new to her. Dunban noticed that the astronaut was holding his head down, as if he was tired of the others speaking about Oggy. But I don't see that as a major concern. Samus and Olimar have never really got along with each other, and for unknown reasons.
After Link and Zelda's romantic relationship began, Mario had to rearrange the two due to what he calls "confidentiality issues". To this day, nobody knows what he means by that. For the sake of convience, he had Link and Zelda switch roommates.
Link finally got his wish: Zelda, on the other hand Lloyd is the most unlikable and irritable person in the mansion - that is, if you take Wario out of the equation. Lloyd gasped - everyone these days is listening to Drake, and Zelda states that she doesn't care that much for the Canadian rapper. Hotter than the sun! I tried to ask Mario and Link if they could play the song at Daisy's birthday party, but they both said no.
Mario added that he doesn't want any on-hold music playing at the party She remembered the last time Lloyd did something embarrassing and stupid at a birthday party - it was Roy's first birthday celebration, and Lloyd gave him a "gift", which was basically him puking in a fish bowl and handing it to the Hero King. Lloyd claims he did it "for science". Why can't Lloyd ever be banned from attending parties? Daisy was racing with Captain Falcon and Jacky Bryant in the mansion's racing course in the backyard.
Daisy, who was driving on a motorcycle, beat the racers at their own game. After crossing the finish line - with Geno waving the checkered flag - Daisy skidded to a halt and began celebrating. Captain Falcon and Jacky came to a stop as well, and took the time to appreciate greatness in front of them.
When you're great like her, you gotta showboat every now and then. Woulda have proposed to Daisy, but that dastardly Luigi beat me to the punch! Daisy is such a doll, there would have been no point in dating her! I had to propose to her immediately! Never have I seen a more polar opposite love relationship than Luigi and Daisy.
Luigi is introverted, quiet, and a scaredy cat, while Daisy is outgoing, extremely loud, and loves to take on new things. Yet despite their differences, the two get along very well. Wish Mario and Peach's relationship was on the same magnitude I know he's a little shy, but still He had a very happy expression on his face If the mansion had an indoor bouncy house, that would absolutely make her day.
Luigi better be there And once again, he got the same guy as last time. Some brawlers demanded that Jimmy be banned from the Smash Mansion, and prohibited to never return again. Unlike a majority of special entertainment acts, you could just see Jimmy T strolling down the street, and ask him to be at your party - without charge.
And that's exactly what Proto Man did. Back at the Smash Mansion, with all my favorite people in the world. Today's the day of Daisy's birthday, and when I'm at her party, breaking it down and showing the peeps how it's done, I'll just dance my way towards the princess and ask her out on a date To Luigi of all people?!
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Diddy Kong walked by, and saw Jimmy T. He shook his head, possibly thinking, "Why is this guy here again? Everybody else will probably think the same way too. So how about you head back to Foster's and spend time with your real friends, and let someone more dignified to plan the party! Kudos if you got the Foster's reference, for you'll understand why Link is so ticked. Link let out a sigh of relief; since Jimmy T is gone, there is now room for actual special entertainment.
And would you know it, a knock was at the door. Could it be the special entertainment Link is expecting? Jimmy P, who looks exactly like Jimmy T, but with a different attire, blonde hair and a tan. The swordsman is clearly against old-timey dance acts.
The robot didn't have that much money on him You're gonna be at the party too? I'll see you then! He had just received word from his lover that the vixen was finally released from the hospital, and that she plans on attending Daisy's birthday party. Krystal is out of the hospital, and she's heading over to the mansion!
You know, I kinda wish the party was a Christmas party instead of a birthday, because I could kiss Krystal under the mistletoe I guess we call can't have nice things - though Krystal's recovery is nice enough. Super elated about the news he received, Fox strolled down to the gaming room, and saw Viridi sitting at a couch, with Greninja comforting her. The pilot couldn't help but notice that Viridi appeared to be all depressed and gloomy, so he went over to the goddess of nature to investigate.
Right from the get-go, he knew what Viridi is all upset about has to do with Pit, but he decided to ask the question anyway just to make sure. The other day, Knuckles and Viridi were in a huge argument, with the echidna displeased with how insane and tsundere Viridi's been acting in order to win over Pit, and Knuckles told the goddess that he was through with helping her out. Viridi is now a one-man band, beating her own drum with little to no assistance. The ninja Pokemon is known for sporting a "up for whatever" attitude.
Mario needs someone other than Isabelle to give him a foot massage? Greninja will do it. Game and Watch wants an opponent to play against in a game of table tennis? Grenina is always up for the challenge. Toilet's all clogged up, and the plunger is nowhere to be found. Leave it to Greninja, he'll unclog the toilet in a jiffy, and without complaint.
Is Greninja even interested in romance? All her depression and gloominess went away in an instant. The strength Viridi is giving is the mere equivalent to how grateful she really is.
Though we can start earlier if you like. Much of their paint was used to color the walls of the ballroom ballrooms aren't necessarily meant to be painted, but Mario was unkempt on "elevating" the room so the Inklings had to improvise.
Good thing Mario is using the bathroom, otherwise he would see how Robin is unable to handle insolent little children. Robin is a former-a tactician and a grandmaster, so he should-a have no problem being-a by himself and eliminating any distractions during my-a bathroom break!
Those refried-a beans must really despise-a my stomach! Mario returned to the kitchen from the bathroom, and saw the chaos that ensued. His propositions about Robin handling things by himself were evidently wrong.
They stopped fighting, and threw their paint guns away like nothing happened. The mess, however, was too insurmountable to discard any suspicion. However, Mario marched his way up to the man who had to take full responsibility for the frosting war. Way to anger Mario and lose his trust, man. He never called the mythical bird in the kitchen. Robin should have known this by now. Daisy's cake would have been already finished and ready to go, had you not procrastinated on your love letter to your dear lass!
Due to your postponing, the cake is nowhere close to completion, and the birthday party is set to begin in four hours! Know this might sound wrong but I read Mario's love letter while he was using the bathroom.
It was very, um I read it too. Did you see those Celine Dion lyrics he scattered across the letter? The lyrics from the song featured in Titantic? Making the frosting was somehow a struggle for him. Game-a and Watch will take care of things! The 2D man hopefully knows what he's getting into. The others better watch out!
Just when Olimar ended the call, Link came into the printing room, and he had a facial expression that meant he was presumably eavesdropping on Olimar's call. Will Link ridicule him for speaking with an individual named Oggy? I don't want you to creep Daisy out or anything. I'm the team leader of party decoration, I guide the others and tell them what decorations they put up!
Team leader is an irrelevant title!
Being a team leader is absolutely worthless, you could name a kid the school milk monitor, and nobody would respect it! That's where you're wrong, they would respect it; if I were a milk monitor, and people were rude to me, then I'll just give them their milk last - so it's warm!
Olimar thinks he can have it this way because of his Oggy friend I'll find out who this Oggy person is, one way or another, and no one's gonna stop me, not even With chocolate syrup on top? Exactly the way you like it! I'll be there in a second! With their "team leader" Olimar away, the people in the ballroom finished the decorating. Flower decorations were all over the place; the party is flower themed, due to Daisy's extreme affinity of flowers. The gal has flowers everywhere - on her crown, on her dress, on her race kart Looking around the room, Akira took note of one missing element She told Mario having a growing, experienced cook like Robin bake a giant cake for everyone in the mansion was a disastrous idea, but Mario kept reminding her that Robin "has shown significant progress" and "is not prone to failing".
Mario tasked him with a recipe that was greatly out of his league, and now I highly doubt Robin will ever cook or bake again I would have helped, but Mario made me set up the ballroom decorations. And he also said that help was unnecessary for Robin Whatever suggestion Luigi has, the trainer hopes his Pokemon can be a part of.
Toon Link nudged the trainer; only a guy like Red would want to see Luigi fail. Waluigi is the other guy, but he's not here right now. Link doesn't want-a any dancing at the party Knowing him, he would be too afraid to confront Link and give him a piece of his mind. The young lad suggested to Link that everyone should wear party hats, but the hero of Hyrule argued that party hats are "lame" and "childish".
Same could be said about his green hat Either they didn't feel like being defiant, or they didn't have a good enough incentive for doing so So it was definitely the latter Today was rather an event-filled day for Daisy. She played a tennis match against her BFF Peach, raced alongside Captain Falcon and Jacky Bryant in a grueling race, and participated in a rubber ball war in the ball pit that ended with Lloyd losing his virginity.
In other words, Lloyd got hit where the sun doesn't shine. However, Daisy felt that her day would be incomplete without her man. Her fiance was nowhere in sight, and she refuses to spend the rest of her day without him. Dancing allowed not at party! Link mean, very mean! Me asked Link to serve sushi at party, but was turned down! She had never known the green-clad hero to be so authoritative. He baked Daisy's birthday cake, and it was a grand pastry, its size large enough to complement the brawlers.
Mario scrutinized the cake, nodding as his eyes scaled down the cake from top to bottom. The 2D man really impressed the plumber. One problem though - how will they get the cake from the kitchen to the ballroom? The distance is very long, and the kitchen entrance is simply not wide enough to squeeze the cake through.
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An idea popped in his head. The genetic Pokemon didn't look like he wanted to be here; he wanted to spend some time relaxing before the party began. The genetic Pokemon gave Mario an inquisitive look, and the plumber was trying to figure out why.
Let's just say it has much ado with his Pokemon knowledge, or the lack thereof. Teleport is a psychic-type move that moves the user to a different location. It is unable to teleport other organism or objects.
Mario isn't the first to be ignorant of this information; Wario once asked me to teleport him to the kingdom of Nohr so he could loot the kingdom of their riches. And when I kindly told him no, he asked me to teleport him to Noshidio! So I fired a Shadow Ball at him, and sent him flying out of the mansion.
As if you would believe, not a single person bothered to retrieve him. For a move that easily fails in Pokemon battles, Teleport can be quite useful in Smash! It may not have a high power input, but hey, it's still pretty effective. The bickering allowed the 2D man to take care of some of the more important things in life, like his dear pets. But Zelda wasn't having it. Also, why is the cake so freaking large?
The plumber feels like he's the only one that knows the body count of those living in the mansion. Just because he's the man around here doesn't mean everyone else shouldn't be aware about mansion attendance. One of my biggest concerns about the birthday cake - aside from Robin baking it, thank goodness Mr.
Game and Watch took over - was that it might be too big. Due to the size of the kitchen, carrying the cake to the ballroom will be quite the hassle. Farore's Wind was the only option Mario had, and he quickly obliged.
Game and-a Watch, get the cake-a ready! He was in the living room, hanging out with Shulk, Pit, and Kirby; Pit was only hanging out with Shulk to keep his distance from Viridi.
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Palutena had told the angel of what Viridi did to him on the cruise, and now he's too unnerved to be within walking distance of the goddess of nature. He always knew him to be tall, but not anywhere close to seven feet! Given that Waluigi is a thorn in Mario's side, it was unexpected for the mustached man to be invited to the party, but he consistently implored Mario to inviting him, even going as far as sending messages to the plumber's Facebook account in the wee hours of the morning.
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